Install this theme

shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious

Let it come

Let yourself not be controlled by desperation

By lust and desire

Let love come at its own pace

Experience everyday’s joy and little things

Relish in them and cherish every moment

For every moment you spend searching for love

You sacrifice every opportunity you have for happiness

Happiness does not come in just one person

It comes from those around you

Family and friends

Look around because love is everywhere

The right person will come

It just takes time

Till then…. 

Smile and be in the moment

superfandomgames:

scarredwristsofscaredkids:

davestriderssnowflakegirlfriend:

theodorepython:

outlaw-monarch:

theodorepython:

lordgrumpy:

adamusprime:

you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet

at a friend’s house

During a fancy party.

And that’s the only bathroom.

And there’s a line.

what depths of hell did you guys spawn from

And they have no plunger anywhere

And you are on your period

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)
aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

yungstank:

this is it

this is the vine that killed me

rage-comics-base:

I’m Pawsitively Certain This Dog Is Punishing Ushttp://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com

rage-comics-base:

I’m Pawsitively Certain This Dog Is Punishing Us
http://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com